Job Vacancy : Bodyguard

I shall never walk home along at night ever again. Today, a lady was beheaded at the bridge opposite my housing area and I walk pass it very frequently. Her head was gone and is no where to be found. The victim cannot be identified and her head is missing. Her body was floating on the river very very near my house. read this.

Crap wei. I am so freaked out now. Well, obviously I was not there to watch it la. Her body was found yesterday. A headless Lady. First, it was snatch thieves. Then, scams. Moving on to kidnapping and raping. Now its beheading people??? WTH!?!?!?

I hate people following me to work and back from work. Its FREAKY!!!! Call it stalking. or maybe not. yerrr.... I hate it la...

I should hire a bodyguard to protect me. Any applicants? XD

One should :

not be skinny.
has martial art skills.
brains (not literally)
Street smart.
Loves ice cream
and must be hot (teeheehee)

Basic salary : Free breakfast, lunch and dinner, laughter, happiness, joy, and orange juice! =D

For more details, please call Denise!

*terms and conditions applied

Good Night!